February 2011
1 post
2 tags
Yummy
Veggie buffalo bites and Ted Bundy movies. Funfunfun.
December 2009
2 posts
Random Comment of The Day
Dante: (upon looking at a picture of a clock on his Baby Einstein DVD) “COCK!!!!”
Leroy: “You left out a letter, son.”
Random Rant
So I am on tumblr in the computer room at my inlaws (where I am staying at now) and I forgot the amount of porn I have up here. What’s even more disturbing? I glanced at what THEY are online looking at and saw them checking out some fat chick with gross dangly boobs on the Swingers Chatroom that they are always on.
Suddenly my little gothic porn fetish isnt so bad but I feel gross just...
November 2009
122 posts
Why are people so judgemental about sex?
jonathan-cunningham:
It really, really bothers me when people respond to sexual expression with a derisive term (slut, whore, perv). I guess it’s because I really enjoy sex, and I feel like most other people do, so if you have a problem with it then there’s something wrong with you, not the person you’re insulting. Just accept that sex is a part of being human, and there’s nothing wrong with...
Random Rant #5
UGH!!! I accidentally downloaded some shitty software that wont let me look at most of the stuff up here!! It blocks me!! We cant get rid of it!! I already got chewed out by the husband for “messing with HIS computer” and I havent even had my caf power yet.
What the FUCK?!
mitouyou:
Within Temptation, Somewhere...
Reblog if you see no point into making your bed.
lucidtruth:
clavicula:fashionfever:(via hannahallover)
reblog if you'd like to see someone right now more...
lucidtruth:
clavicula:infinitebutterflies:(via casimirpulaskiday)
He is about three feet tall and goes by the name of Dante. I have been away from him for 7 months and I will be back with him permanently in two days. I have been crying all day in happiness!
Random Comment of the Day part deux
The roommates I have been bitching about just gave us a $100 DVD set of “The Office” before we move back to our inlaw’s shack in the woods. I cant decide if I hate myself, the situation, them, or everything…
This is the last night I will ever see my cats again.
Random Comment of the Day
My husband is now informing the entire household that we will be leaving shortly of the numerous naked pictures I had on my roommates tower that I wasnt able to delete before they took it back.
Epic fail, dear.
Random Comment of the Day
I cant afford to eat anything but Ramen Noodles. For half a month it has been Ramen with an occasional meal a friend would buy us. My son is 200 miles away from me. His memaw just told me he wont touch anything for but Ramen since Halloween. She has no idea what has gotten into him.
How is that for a mother and son bond?
phineaspoe:
I’ve come to realize that things won’t change until I do…
Amen
Random Comment of the Day
Maeve Pendragon would like to thank the Ramen Noodle Diet for allowing her to get into her skinny jeans that are actually falling off of her fabulous hips…lol..
Seriously, I havent been this size since before Dante was born and that would be 4 years in May…..
Final Thought #1
Okay, Im seriously going back to writing this damn excerpt now… I have been trying to work on this fucker all damn day….
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when...
lucidtruth:
facilis-descensus-averni:brittanycakessexyskittles:unknownstranger:(via eatsleepwrite)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LMAO.
I don’t think so, Scooter. I would kick Edward Cullen’s sparkly ass until Hell wouldnt have him again…..
Random Comment of the Day
“If ya gave him a light he couldnt find his ass in the dark.”- Suzanne Allen (concerning the asshole who tried to ruin my marriage through lies because he wanted to sleep with me and I refused. He ended up with my sister, Sooz, and caused me to take my son to a homeless shelter but that’s a different story for a different day…)
Random Rant #4
I think we are going to have to go back home. My husband doesnt know if he is going to have any work any more and no one is calling me about a job. What the fuck was the point of us coming out here in the first fucking place? I will have to get rid of my cats and live in this tiny little southern town that is one of the poorest in America. We wont even have jobs there and be stuck in a house with...
I need to be motivated...too much stress to...
“If She Knew What She Wants” by The Bangles
If she knew what she wants (He’d be giving it to her) If she knew what she needs (He could give her that too) If she knew what she wants (But he can’t see through her) If she knew what she wants He’d be giving it to her Giving it to her But she wants everything (He can pretend to give her everything) Or...
“Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public...”
– Cyril Connolly (via lucidtruth)
This may become a mantra…
Random Comment of the Day
(Yesterday at Hanes Mall in Winston-Salem)
Joey: (upon seeing a two skeletal females trying to be cute in bougie looking clothes and their noses in the air like their shit smells like rose buds)
“Wow! Someone feed them some cheeseburgers!!”
Nelsone: “Where? I didnt see anyone.”
Joey: “Exactly!”
Random Rant #3
Really? You are going to hide the fucking parmesan cheese now.
YOU DUMBASS!! Do you REALLY think I would purposely leave the lid popped open so you would KNOW I used some of your precious shit?!? I did that to see how petty and juvenile you could go and apparently you can regress all the way back to second fucking grade.
GROW.THE.FUCK.UP.
Its cheese. You fell for it. I am laughing at your...
avocadosalad:
Walking With a Ghost- Tegan &...
