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Yummy
Veggie buffalo bites and Ted Bundy movies. Funfunfun.
XX MISS ANNE THROPE XX
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Random Comment of The Day
Dante: (upon looking at a picture of a clock on his Baby Einstein DVD) “COCK!!!!”
Leroy: “You left out a letter, son.”
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Random Rant
So I am on tumblr in the computer room at my inlaws (where I am staying at now) and I forgot the amount of porn I have up here. What’s even more disturbing? I glanced at what THEY are online looking at and saw them checking out some fat chick with gross dangly boobs on the Swingers Chatroom that they are always on.
Suddenly my little gothic porn fetish isnt so bad but I feel gross just being in here!
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Why are people so judgemental about sex?
It really, really bothers me when people respond to sexual expression with a derisive term (slut, whore, perv). I guess it’s because I really enjoy sex, and I feel like most other people do, so if you have a problem with it then there’s something wrong with you, not the person you’re insulting. Just accept that sex is a part of being human, and there’s nothing wrong with enjoying it.
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(via dirtypicturesturnmeon)
I know how she feels…and I will be glad to get my goth clothes back when I return home..
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10 Things You Don’t Know About Women: Jenna Fischer
1. If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves, you are in big trouble.2. When you tell us about a business lunch you had with a woman, it’s a good idea to tell us that she’s fat, ugly, old, or a lesbian. Preferably all of them.
3. PMS is real. It’s chemical, and it sucks. If someone told you that every thirty days you were going to get jacked repeatedly in the nuts, you’d be pissy around day twenty-six, too.
4. When we say, “I don’t feel connected,” the only appropriate response is, “I feel it, too. Let’s go out for a nice dinner and reconnect.” Try it. You will get laid.
5. If you can locate the following items in our home — tape, casserole dish, Christmas ornaments — you will get laid.
6. If you act excited about the bath mat we bought at Target, you will get laid.
7. We really want to have kids. That is, until you want to have kids. Then: “Hey, slow down. What about my career? It’s my body. I’m not just a depository for your sperm, you know. Fuck off. Wait, come back. I’m sorry about that. It’s sweet you want to have kids. Let’s talk about it in a year.”
8. You know what’s really gay? Football. Instead of watching it, just have sex with another dude once a year. Get it all out of your system at once.
9. We can make a “celebrity safe list” if you want. But I am way more likely to get Patrick Dempsey to fuck me in a bathroom than you are to get Lindsay Lohan to suck you off in your car.
10. Okay, wait. Maybe not Lindsay Lohan. But you know what I mean.
Jenna Fischer stars in NBC’s The Office
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Random Rant #5
UGH!!! I accidentally downloaded some shitty software that wont let me look at most of the stuff up here!! It blocks me!! We cant get rid of it!! I already got chewed out by the husband for “messing with HIS computer” and I havent even had my caf power yet.
What the FUCK?!
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This is my place where I am randomly bored, thoroughly annoyed, incredibly happy, or completely aroused.
Follow me, stalk me, hate me, love me, spank me..
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